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Dreamweaver Soul Flakes with Honey Inside

27 April 2010

The Oracle’s (read: Playlord) apprentinxes (read: key cutters) that are the girlz of the Tucker B’s have you this weekend? Why are – this meesage was written on my Blueberri (read: branded on my flesh) and sent to your USb’s storage digital or a HIHLEY enflamed if very painful cyst (read: i-wart) and BASICALLY, the, the um, the THRUST of my pain was a coupla shows this weekend at the pub with a few beers and no funny bizniz’s OK. I’m OK.


HOW THEY DO IT

26 January 2010

Understanding how your fat breasts make or milk don’t can help you to overcome some of the problems that have come to be all over your number one sensation: ALL Tucker members can help your introverted nipples turn huge, fat, red, extremely stinky and black and you can actually use them as textas to describe the nipples that now seem to be growing on the endz your nipples. Barbeque, nipples, cheddar, pizza, nipple flavoured juices and nipples in general. Cheddar.


Hang Tin

4 September 2009

“C’mon doggy lay down, lay down”, said the little voice. Little voice became big voice and big problem became greasy shame so DON’T MMMMOVE LEG! Airy pump action can quickly betray BIG embarassment when whiffed by wrong good looking person who simply won’t understand that urine has, can and is ruining people’s lives every minute of every piss on down the road you bastards and lets get smoking back allowed in the fucken pubs!


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