No gigs any time soon.
27 April, 2010
The Oracle’s (read: Playlord) apprentinxes (read: key cutters) that are the girlz of the Tucker B’s have you this weekend? Why are – this meesage was written on my Blueberri (read: branded on my flesh) and sent to your USb’s storage digital or a HIHLEY enflamed if very painful cyst (read: i-wart) and BASICALLY, the, the um, the THRUST of my pain was a coupla shows this weekend at the pub with a few beers and no funny bizniz’s OK. I’m OK. [more]
Chubby
This is our billionth point 6 album so play it loud for your hed and add it to the massive collection of “smart things you done”. $20.00
Bish Bosh II: The Bosh Bosh
This was our successfilled albumb number x90.ffffoff and so you should deffo get your greasy webbed hands all over the mirror. $15.00
Tucker Tee
Use this device to cover your bulging jelly-like gut-bag. All fitted tees. Lady sizes 10-12-14. We only have one S left in the mens. New design coming sooner. $20.00
Tucker Badge
Pin it to your brain and tap into 100000000 free volts flying through your backyard at any given moment. Use it to pick the flesh of the swine from betwixt your molar sexxion? $3.00
Nightmares in the Key of (((((WOW)))))
More daddy more was why we recorded this. A windy nightmare examination of the collective Tucker B manhood spraying the potty of your innocence. If this doesn’t tickle your taint, dowt much will. $25.00
All aksezsxories are mail order. Tell us what you want, we’ll tell you what it costs to manufakcha and mail to you, you pay then you get the aggzerossies in the mail. Eezy.
10 October 2006
Bubble Boys: A Tour Diary with Tucker B’s and Wolfmother and Dungen (all three acts appearing courtesy of Bubbleland Music, Bubble-eyes.). Flick “more” to read on… [more]
