7 June, 2009
They me call nothing for don’t Oyster Brain: get your tixets for plus even more gigs than pet can handled all over mum: next to nothing can save trommel reversing SOP: so go aheag and tell mum I loved her hard your: http://www.moshtix.com.au [more]

Chubby

This is our billionth point 6 album so play it loud for your hed and add it to the massive collection of “smart things you done”. $20.00

Bish Bosh II: The Bosh Bosh

This was our successfilled albumb number x90.ffffoff and so you should deffo get your greasy webbed hands all over the mirror. $15.00

Tucker Tee

Use this device to cover your bulging jelly-like gut-bag. All fitted tees. Lady sizes 10-12-14. We only have one S left in the mens. New design coming sooner. $20.00

Tucker Badge

Pin it to your brain and tap into 100000000 free volts flying through your backyard at any given moment. Use it to pick the flesh of the swine from betwixt your molar sexxion? $3.00

Nightmares in the Key of (((((WOW)))))

More daddy more was why we recorded this. A windy nightmare examination of the collective Tucker B manhood spraying the potty of your innocence. If this doesn’t tickle your taint, dowt much will. $25.00

All aksezsxories are mail order. Tell us what you want, we’ll tell you what it costs to manufakcha and mail to you, you pay then you get the aggzerossies in the mail. Eezy.

10 October 2006

Bubble Boys: A Tour Diary with Tucker B’s and Wolfmother and Dungen (all three acts appearing courtesy of Bubbleland Music, Bubble-eyes.). Flick “more” to read on… [more]